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How to get a boyfriend/girlfriend:

This is very simple, only in 5 easy steps

1. You must have these ingredients: Water (35 L), Carbon (20 kg), Ammonia (4 L), Lime (1.5 kg), Phosphorous (800 g), Salt (250 g), Saltpeter (100 g), Sulfur (80 g), Fluorine (7.5 g), Iron (5 g), Silicon (3 g) and fifteen other elements in trace amounts.

2. Find a reasonably big area and make this drawing on the floor.

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3. Now drop the ingredients in together in a pan, place it in the middle of the drawing.

4. Now use alchemy on the drawing and you have your date!

WARNING: YOU MAY LOSE AND ARM/LEG

IF ANY CIRCUMSTANCES YOU LOSE YOUR ENTIRE BODY, YOU SHOULD GO TO YOUR LOCAL HOME DEPOT OR RETAIL STORE AND FIND A SUITABLE SUIT OF ARMOR. BE SURE TO MARK THE INSIDE OF THE SUIT WITH THIS SEAL MADE FROM OF YOUR OWN BLOOD.image

THESE ARE OUR MOST RECOMMENDED ARMORS:

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Good luck getting that perfect date :)

1 year ago on April 8th, 2013 | J | 28 notes