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daisykettering:

One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perceptive as a pile of bricks.

11 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 29,492 notes

ruinedchildhood:

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

11 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 177,267 notes

awolcas:

there’s this one girl at school who sends a mass text to the whole year group whenever she sees a dog so that we can go pat it too if we’re nearby and I have petted at least five dogs because of her that I wouldn’t have otherwise and idk I hope you all have someone like her in your lives

11 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 117,088 notes

its-okay-were-nice:

theoddsrnevernourfavour:

buzzfeed:

It’s been a really wild year on this website.

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE.

the last one

11 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 497,194 notes

twerkkingfornarry:

lostinthatdreamland:

Things that should be under $20:

• plane tickets
• concert tickets
• clothing
• college

Everything

11 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 40,786 notes
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whosyourshakespeare:

engrprof:

runecestershire:

tyreenosaurusrex:

In honor of Shakespeare’s 450th birthday, I would like to take this moment and share a profound quotation from the bard:

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Such mastery of the English language.

Remember that when this goes down, they are indoors.

polonius: A yes man before it had a name

To thy own self be true Polonius

11 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 41,855 notes

arc520:

darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

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11 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 98,071 notes

ohdickins:

littl-ebird:

laviesanspeur:

lightly-living:

iam-livingdeadgirl:

nevvzealand:

one time when i was younger i had some of that no tears shampoo and i wanted to see if it was legit so when i was in the shower i squirted it into my eye and i think i…

11 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 418,796 notes

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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11 hours ago on August 31st, 2014 | J | 432,202 notes