Reblogging because the rest of the world needs to learn to move their lighthouses.
Because they are blocking freedom.
canada is a trilingual country we speak english, french, and passive-aggressive
god, i love Canada
Whovian, Adventure Time, Pokemon, Disney, Sherlockian so on and so forth. Welp, Enjoy the blog, and fill free to ask me anything you like.
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on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO
I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life
My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.
I need to remember this for uniforms.
Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!
Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw
The rudest word in the Gallifreyan language.
Is it bad that I want a tattoo of this?
This is it! We have found the name of the Doctor!
REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE
me trying to participate in sports
people giggling is pretty cute by itself but when someone that youre attracted to starts giggling it could extinguish a million stars and topple nations with the force of the power unleashed.